EHE pictures/interviews
Thursday, 3 December 2009
While picking grapes on the underground vines our EHE spies intercepted part of a transcription from "Mr John Jock - intrepid reporter for The Daily Crap". Unbeknown to us, he has been conducting interviews with our punters sometime over the last 6 months. We're not quite sure how we feel about this...!?
*start transcription*
John Jock: Emperor Khan, which do you prefer, ears or eyes?
Genghis Khan: The eyes of my enemies served in the skulls of their women.
JJ: Errm... lush! What's the worst thing you've ever heard?
GK: A leader of men, crying like a girl as i behead his countrymen.
JJ: OK, thank you for your heartfelt response Mr Kahn.....
JJ: So moving on to.... You! Young lady. Which do you prefer, ears or eyes?
Princess Peach: It's Princess Peach to you and I prefer nice little pixie ears.
JJ: Right, that's very cute. What's your favourite thing to do with them?
PP: Listen to the sound of my own voice.
note to self: results fruitless, different line of attack needed
JJ: Princess Peach, what's the best thing you've seen?
PP: Eyes in that guy's arse.
JJ: And what's the worst thing you've heard?
PP: Emergency Potato doing a rewind.
JJ: What, an actual potato doing a rewind?
PP: No, he's a DJ and he's really good - apart from his rewinds.
JJ: It's a pleasure to meet you President Obama. Which do you prefer, ears or eyes?
PO: Well John, I would have to say that both are equally as important to the American Nation - ears to hear the call of history and eyes to see the clear path to change!
JJ: Strong answer Mr President. So what's the best thing you've ever seen?
PO: A donkey wearing a bomber jacket.
JJ: And the worst thing you've heard?
PO: A donkey attempting to speak.
JJ: Hello Lobster Phone, that's a curious name, no?
LP: My mother gave it to me, what you trying to say?
JJ: Ok, yes, sorry... What's the best thing you've ever seen?
LP: Phil Weeks @ The Attic, Manchester, 2007. Epic!
JJ: And the worst thing you've ever heard?
LP: "You've got chlamydia!".
note to self: OK, got the dirt... now to the floor!
*end transcription*